Noel Gallagher want to break into Gary Neville’s house and tie him to a chair!!
Noel Gallagher is well known as lead guitarist, backing vocalist and principal songwriter of the English rock band Oasis. He is also a devoted fan of Manutd rival team, Manchester City.
Soon after United defeated Chelsea last Sunday… our ex-captain, Gary Neville tweeted the lyrics to Oasis’ hit Fade Away,
“‘While we’re living, the dreams we have as children fade away.’ Not if you support United!”
Noel Gallagher has claimed he feels “violated” with that tweet.
“I feel violated. If Mr Neville continues to use the holy scriptures of Oasis to communicate with the Cockney massive, I shall be forced to come up to Cheshire in the middle of the night, break into his house, tie him to a chair, make him listen to the Best Of Simply d(Red)ful while I pull his tash out one grey hair at a time (with my teeth), liberate those Oasis CDs and s*** in his manbag. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED…”
This is not the first time banter has been exchanged between Manutd footballer and Noel.
Gary apparently once bought himself a guitar as a birthday present and sent it to Noel to sign.
The Oasis musician reportedly sent it back with the message: “Happy Birthday k**bhead. ”
And.. at one time,
Coleen Rooney send Noel the cherry sunburst Gibson Les Paul Classic and ask him for an autograph. It is for Wayne Rooney birthday present.
Noel repainting the guitar with sky blue paint and wrote out
“Happy Birthday Spongebob” signed Noel Gallagher.
But then, Wayne got back at him by beating Man City with a goal and sending Noel an autographed photo of him scoring the goal.!!